mustard is a hazard
 

OK, I almost got in some serious trouble at work today. I was talking to someone while on break at work, keeping myself occupied in the mean time from the conversation I didn't want to be in by squeezing on a mustard bottle. I apparently squeezed a little too hard and the cap blew off, flew about 15 feet, hit some lockers and a stream of mustard followed, covering parts of the ceiling, floor and some lockers against the wall. There was about a half a bottle covering a blotchy line for about 15 feet. Not to mention it was covering overall about 3 square feet of ceiling tile 7.5-8 feet up. This could be the new terrorist weapon, so watch out!

i wonder where your mom and your dad went wrong :D

i dont, becuase i know where.:D

once I popped a mustard packet in a restaurant all over the wall

:D a packet vs a bottle

:D :D :D
that would've made a wonderful picture

Mustard tastes yucky. :no:

It's so..so..so Americanized. :paranoid:

you raciest towards american food?;)

Mustard sycjs, but ui'm drunk, what do i know?

What if I took that mustard and made mustard gas? I don't have a cluehow to do it...but it's been done. THEN it would suck.

hahaha^where the hell did you come up with that?

I do. Let me replay it for you.


Its a brand new baby boy, here you go miss SFking "whoops".

Sorry! hes slippery!

Dude mustard will stain everything!:o

and that it did. the ceiling tile is now an off yellowish color. :D

dingo, how did you know that? luckie guess?