How To Shower Like A Man

[Rob]

Originally posted by monkut
oh my god my pee hit my foot! help, someone get it off, oh jesus....i dont think i can handle this..... *enlightenment* oh, wait, im in the shower, why don't i just put some soap on it and let the water rinse it off. huh, thats better.

o.k....so you're getting sarcastic...how about this one, "I'm just gonna spit a nice big juicy loogie into my oatmeal since it's only saliva and it's all going the same place"...yes, understood that you can wash piss off of your leg but still you're in the shower...a place that's meant to be clean.....would you wash your hands in the toilet? That water's clean too