.:HSTuners::

ebpda9 · 10-29-2002, 07:39 AM

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo, woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecks. Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your balls.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)

6. Wash your face

7. Wash your armpits

8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.

11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)

12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.

14. Pee (in the shower)

15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.

16. Partial dry off.

17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size.

18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.

21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

Whiteclipse99 · 10-29-2002, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.

Ok, that's just wrong on so many levels!!

Quote:

20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.

Do that on a day I'm in a bad mood and he'll be getting a knee to the

!

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 10:12 AM

hahaha... some of those i dont even consider wrong

10-29-2002, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Do that on a day I'm in a bad mood and he'll be getting a knee to the !

Evil woman. HSSSSSSS. You NEVER do that kind of shit. That's just wrong. HSSSSSSSSS

Whiteclipse99 · 10-29-2002, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
Evil woman. HSSSSSSS. You NEVER do that kind of shit. That's just wrong. HSSSSSSSSS

I know, I'm a nice gal, I wouldn't do that unless it was in self defense!

Rob · 10-29-2002, 10:42 AM

hahahahahahahahaha!

*pdiggitydogg* · 10-29-2002, 12:23 PM

lol

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-29-2002, 12:31 PM

hehe

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)

6. Wash your face

7. Wash your armpits

8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.

11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)

12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14. Pee (in the shower)

15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.

16. Partial dry off.

18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.

21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

thats me taking a shower

Rob · 10-29-2002, 02:04 PM

dude!!! you actually pee in the shower?

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 02:05 PM

i hit the drain

a96710 · 10-29-2002, 02:08 PM

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 02:10 PM

can everyone here say they've NEVER done it? i dont daily, but if i really have to go i do

Rob · 10-29-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
i hit the drain

well, at least your efficient but that's still

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
can everyone here say they've NEVER done it? i dont daily, but if i really have to go i do

I can...my ex used to do it all the time and it used to piss me off...just think it's disgusting....I pee before I take a shower.....

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I can...my ex used to do it all the time and it used to piss me off...just think it's disgusting....I pee before I take a shower.....

girls doing it =

no control. i can at least aim mine to the drain better

Rob · 10-29-2002, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
girls doing it = no control.

I know....the disgusting part is she would do it while we were both in the shower...yeah, she's a classy woman

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 02:46 PM

ahhhh... thats just wrong.

10-29-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I know....the disgusting part is she would do it while we were both in the shower...yeah, she's a classy woman

Thanks for sharing that dude.

I must admit I pee in the shower once and a while but I always hit the drain. It happpens those morning where you had a lot to drink the night before and just hit the sack. You want to shower badly because you feel dirty having slept in your clothign from yesterday but forgot to take a piss. Then the warm water hits ya and you just have to pee.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
I must admit I pee in the shower once and a while but I always hit the drain. It happpens those morning where you had a lot to drink the night before and just hit the sack. You want to shower badly because you feel dirty having slept in your clothign from yesterday but forgot to take a piss. Then the warm water hits ya and you just have to pee.

see he knows what im talking about

Rob · 10-29-2002, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
Thanks for sharing that dude.

Notice the new title
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10-29-2002, 03:10 PM

that girl of yours is nothign to be pining over!

Rob · 10-29-2002, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
that girl of yours is nothign to be pining over!

I realize this....now.

10-29-2002, 03:17 PM

LMAO

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-29-2002, 05:30 PM

ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!! And I HIGHLY doubt that you boys hit the drain everytime you do pee in the shower. You can't even hit the toilet everytime you pee at that. And that's a much bigger target!!!!
Oh and you don't leave @ss hairs/pubic hairs on the bar of soap. I have nothing against not using a washcloth, just don't leave hairs on the soap.

And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers.

(you know what I'm sayin!?!)

ebpda9 · 10-29-2002, 05:38 PM

Geez denise that was posted as a joke. chilax will ya or i'll show you my bar of soap

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-29-2002, 05:52 PM

yah but the sad thing is it's like 85%+ true....and I really don't think I wanna see your bar of soap

:o

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 06:05 PM

i dont leave hair on the soap, i still stand by the fact i hit the drain though

Grip72 · 10-29-2002, 06:21 PM

Oh come on, i hit the drain ALL the time, id on't want peepee on my feet. LOL. i hit the drain and there is no, i repeat, NO "splash-back" whatsoever. That is just sick about girls peeing in the shower..i almost vomitted all over my keyboard. I pee in the shower on a regular basis. don't think i'm weird or anything ,but if i take my boxer-briefs off and i'm cold, i just gotta pee. Its something about the climate...

Oh god, i shared to much...

10-29-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!! And I HIGHLY doubt that you boys hit the drain everytime you do pee in the shower. You can't even hit the toilet everytime you pee at that. And that's a much bigger target!!!!
Oh and you don't leave @ss hairs/pubic hairs on the bar of soap. I have nothing against not using a washcloth, just don't leave hairs on the soap.

And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers. (you know what I'm sayin!?!)

well i NEVER EVER leave a hair on the soap i find that very discusting. Now you wanna talk about hair. I've never been more discusted as when i walked into a bathroom after my gf at the time was doing her hair. There was hair all over the floor and it stuck to my feet. I had to stop myself from losing my cookies.

As for peeing in the bathtub, your body aint the cleanest thing in the world. Your tub sees alot worse the some yellowly, salty liquid.

Dont even make me bring up the 11 girls a year masturbate shit, i think that clears every guy on earth for EVER!

Rob · 10-30-2002, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!!

I agree....I thinking peeing in the shower is nasty

Quote:

And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers. (you know what I'm sayin!?!)

I know....I think I said in a previous thread about how when you're dating someone some people hide their true selfs....well, my marriage was living proof of that......she went from

to

ShEaNy · 10-30-2002, 12:46 AM

i pee in the shower sometimes...whats the big deal? lol its going down a drain right? lol...

:o

ohiochica · 10-30-2002, 11:56 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......................whats the big deal????? the deal is we are not barbarians, get your lazy ass out of teh shower and pee in the toilet. in teh shower you are likely to step in the mess..........ewwwwwwwww..........now i am truly sick!

10-30-2002, 12:21 PM

ok after hearing all of this... consider what happens in public showers... like at camping or whatever.....

ohiochica · 10-30-2002, 12:42 PM

thats why i have my camper and a shower in there! and for hotel rooms i am a fruitcake about clean.........i take a pack of those clorox wipes and wipe down anything and everything.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-30-2002, 12:44 PM

ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy

slowEJ6 · 10-30-2002, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
hahahahahahahahaha!

slowEJ6 · 10-30-2002, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy

this guy has put as much thought into it as i have.....people need to get over it. pay more attention to jackass the movie where the do0d made a yellow snowcone and ate it. thats moreso something to

about

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-30-2002, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slow ej6
this guy has put as much thought into it as i have.....people need to get over it. pay more attention to jackass the movie where the do0d made a yellow snowcone and ate it. thats moreso something to about

yeah i did give it some thought, and it had to be said. i bet you guys eat iwth your hands before washing them too, thats 100000000x worse than pissing in the shower.

10-30-2002, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
yeah i did give it some thought, and it had to be said. i bet you guys eat iwth your hands before washing them too, thats 100000000x worse than pissing in the shower.

true considering the number of DICKS and PUSSY you touch before you sit down for lunch....

Kyle · 10-30-2002, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
yeah i did give it some thought, and it had to be said. i bet you guys eat iwth your hands before washing them too, thats 100000000x worse than pissing in the shower.

Mosts of the time i don't wash my hands...
MY DICK'S NOT DIRTY!!!

10-29-2002, 07:39 AM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	How To Shower Like A Man 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo, woo" sound. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecks. Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your balls. 4. Get in the shower. 5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one) 6. Wash your face 7. Wash your armpits 8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. 9. Wash your privates and surrounding area. 10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar. 11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner) 12. Make a shampoo Mohawk. 13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror. 14. Pee (in the shower) 15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk. 16. Partial dry off. 17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. 19. Leave bathroom fan and light on. 20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her. 21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. __________________

10-29-2002, 10:12 AM	#3
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	hahaha... some of those i dont even consider wrong __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

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10-29-2002, 02:05 PM	#11
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	i hit the drain __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-29-2002, 02:10 PM	#13
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	can everyone here say they've NEVER done it? i dont daily, but if i really have to go i do __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-29-2002, 12:23 PM	#7
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 42 Posts: 10,579	lol

10-29-2002, 02:08 PM	#12
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	LOL

10-29-2002, 02:46 PM	#17
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	ahhhh... thats just wrong. __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-29-2002, 03:10 PM	#21
mt.biker Posts: n/a	that girl of yours is nothign to be pining over!

10-29-2002, 05:30 PM	#24
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	ok this entire thread has made me look at guys in a completely different light (and it's not a good one!) and has made me really look at some of the guys on here in a completely different light (still not a good one!!!)......ok you just don't pee in the shower!!! And I HIGHLY doubt that you boys hit the drain everytime you do pee in the shower. You can't even hit the toilet everytime you pee at that. And that's a much bigger target!!!! Oh and you don't leave @ss hairs/pubic hairs on the bar of soap. I have nothing against not using a washcloth, just don't leave hairs on the soap. And Rob (Accordinstyle)....her peeing in the shower, whether you are in there or not, should have been your first sign to get the hell out of that relationship. Ladies don't pee in showers. (you know what I'm sayin!?!) __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

10-29-2002, 05:38 PM	#25
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	Geez denise that was posted as a joke. chilax will ya or i'll show you my bar of soap __________________

10-29-2002, 05:52 PM	#26
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	yah but the sad thing is it's like 85%+ true....and I really don't think I wanna see your bar of soap :o __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

10-29-2002, 06:05 PM	#27
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	i dont leave hair on the soap, i still stand by the fact i hit the drain though __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-29-2002, 06:21 PM	#28
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	Oh come on, i hit the drain ALL the time, id on't want peepee on my feet. LOL. i hit the drain and there is no, i repeat, NO "splash-back" whatsoever. That is just sick about girls peeing in the shower..i almost vomitted all over my keyboard. I pee in the shower on a regular basis. don't think i'm weird or anything ,but if i take my boxer-briefs off and i'm cold, i just gotta pee. Its something about the climate... Oh god, i shared to much...

10-30-2002, 12:46 AM	#31
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	i pee in the shower sometimes...whats the big deal? lol its going down a drain right? lol... :o

10-30-2002, 11:56 AM	#32
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 46 Posts: 848	ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......................whats the big deal????? the deal is we are not barbarians, get your lazy ass out of teh shower and pee in the toilet. in teh shower you are likely to step in the mess..........ewwwwwwwww..........now i am truly sick! __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

10-30-2002, 12:21 PM	#33
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	ok after hearing all of this... consider what happens in public showers... like at camping or whatever.....

10-30-2002, 12:42 PM	#34
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 46 Posts: 848	thats why i have my camper and a shower in there! and for hotel rooms i am a fruitcake about clean.........i take a pack of those clorox wipes and wipe down anything and everything. __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

10-30-2002, 12:44 PM	#35
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	ok.. there is a downward water flow from the farthest point in the shower to the drain, if you hit the drain the pee cannot flow up, considering there is also a stready flow of shower water rushing at it too. and FYI piss is sanitary, and is used to cure jellyfish stings in the middle of the ocean, it is very sick, and sounds bad, but truthfully it is not bad for you. i stand on the dry area in the shower anyways and give it a few seconds to flush out before re-entering the wet part of the shower, it isnt as sick as you people make it out to be. i would get out of the shower but: a) i dont wana get water on the floor b) when i flush the toilet then i have to stand dripping wet for 15 seconds for the water to cool back down c) i am that lazy __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

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