.:HSTuners::

ebpda9 · 10-29-2002, 07:34 AM

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Awww, it's so cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

Accord Man · 10-29-2002, 09:07 AM

oh so cruel..

10-29-2002, 10:32 AM

I bet Denise used a few of those before :o

(Oh oh, I'm gonna here is now)

Rob · 10-29-2002, 10:50 AM

man...those are wrong on so many levels...

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-29-2002, 12:35 PM

Talk about a way to kill a guy's self esteem :o

a96710 · 10-29-2002, 01:17 PM

*Addict* · 10-29-2002, 01:33 PM

Quote:

14. This explains your car.

Hahaha....

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 01:40 PM

lol... good ones, i'd cry if i ever herd any of those

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-29-2002, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
I bet Denise used a few of those before :o (Oh oh, I'm gonna here is now)

you're dam lucky you live so far away lil man!!! I'd never actually say that in front of a guy (maybe if I were talkin to Erin I'd say some of those

) but NEVER actually to his face. There are more important things!

10-29-2002, 06:57 PM

oh i didn't like reading that. If a girl ever said something like that there would only be one thing to do

best not mention it.

slowEJ6 · 10-29-2002, 07:36 PM

only one thing to do? you can say youd cry, its ok.

that shiet was funny as hell

10-29-2002, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
you're dam lucky you live so far away lil man!!! I'd never actually say that in front of a guy (maybe if I were talkin to Erin I'd say some of those ) but NEVER actually to his face. There are more important things!

ShEaNy · 10-30-2002, 12:35 AM

lol..ouch..i to would cry..like a little girl...lol

:o

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-30-2002, 08:29 AM

my goodness gentlemen...there are more important things to women than the size of your penis! And any girl that would say any of that to your face isn't worth your time. There is no need to cry like lil girls.

ford50forlife · 10-30-2002, 08:40 AM

lofl i love it!

10-29-2002, 07:34 AM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	30 Mean Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Awww, it's so cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird. __________________

10-29-2002, 09:07 AM	#2
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	oh so cruel.. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-29-2002, 12:35 PM	#5
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Talk about a way to kill a guy's self esteem :o __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

10-29-2002, 01:17 PM	#6
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	Ouch

10-29-2002, 01:40 PM	#8
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	lol... good ones, i'd cry if i ever herd any of those __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-29-2002, 10:32 AM	#3
juvenile Posts: n/a	I bet Denise used a few of those before :o (Oh oh, I'm gonna here is now)

10-29-2002, 06:57 PM	#10
mt.biker Posts: n/a	oh i didn't like reading that. If a girl ever said something like that there would only be one thing to do best not mention it.

10-29-2002, 07:36 PM	#11
slowEJ6 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Oviedo, FL Age: 43 Posts: 3,195	only one thing to do? you can say youd cry, its ok. that shiet was funny as hell

10-30-2002, 12:35 AM	#13
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	lol..ouch..i to would cry..like a little girl...lol :o

10-30-2002, 08:29 AM	#14
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	my goodness gentlemen...there are more important things to women than the size of your penis! And any girl that would say any of that to your face isn't worth your time. There is no need to cry like lil girls. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

10-30-2002, 08:40 AM	#15
ford50forlife 4th Gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: CONNETICUT WOOT! Age: 41 Posts: 619	lofl i love it! __________________ 2640lbs with full tank minus me w/ 302cid check out the crustang and 88 cherokee @ www.cardomain.com/id/ford50forlife

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