hahahaha I had somethin' happen like that. My friends and I were about to head home from some races and were at a light. Then some chick barely rolls into me. My buddy Doug and I look at each other and then look back like "WTF!". Then she does it again! She's just not paying attention.
I tell her to follow me but she just takes off. I follow. She pulls into a closed gas station. I get out and look at my bumper. Couple paint chips, no biggy. I already had a bump back there, it didn't make a difference.
So I go to tell her that there was nothin wrong. It turns out she's super hot, drunk, and lookin' for a bathroom! So after one of the funniest conversations I've ever had I told Doug to drive her car home since she was sooooo drunk. I didn't want her to crash into someone else faster than she hit me.
So we go to a drunken strangers house. Just kind of hang out while she's pukin' and then take off.