.:HSTuners::


::Hondas Wanted::
 

Go Back   HSTuners > The Lounge Area > Shifting Gears - Off Topic Discussions
User Name
Password
FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-05-2002, 07:24 PM   #1
mt.biker
 
Posts: n/a
Kiss for safe sex

The rock band Kiss is getting into the safe sex business, with a line of condoms featuring their trademark painted faces on the package.

The first in the series of Kiss Kondoms are billed as "Rock 'N' Rubbers" and are made of bright red latex.

They're labelled "Tongue Lubricated", and the foil wrapper features bass player Gene Simmons in his trademark black and white makeup, with his famous tongue fully extended.

Simmons swears he has not personally lubricated the condoms, but promises deserving young ladies a personal demonstration.

The rock star who claims to have slept with more than 4,600 women, including romances with Cher and former Supremes diva Diana Ross, says sex without condoms is stupid, and he wants to provide an alternative to the clinical-looking ones commonly sold.


Gene Simmons says sex is always embarrassing and he thinks a Kiss condom will lighten up the situation.

"Sex is always embarrassing for people, so when a guy whips out a Kiss condom and there's Gene Simmons's tongue hanging out it lightens up the situation," he told Reuters.

The box of three will sell for $US4.95 ($A8.82)

Two more versions are already in the works - a studded condom dubbed the "Studded Paul" and adorned with a photo of Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley, and "Love Gun Protection", an extra strength version with the entire band on the packaging.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2002, 07:27 PM   #2
4jacks
Registered User
 
4jacks's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cecil County, Maryland
Age: 45
Posts: 1,129
__________________
Patrick
4jacks
4jacks@gmail.com

Happy Honda'ing
4jacks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2002, 07:54 PM   #3
Maxvla
 
Posts: n/a
petition to change mt.biker to CNN.Biker.

any takers?
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2002, 07:57 PM   #4
juvenile
 
Posts: n/a
:o
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2002, 08:23 PM   #5
94_AcCoRd_EX
Insomniac Moderator
 
94_AcCoRd_EX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: OR
Age: 44
Posts: 11,142
That's just
__________________
1994 Accord EX coupe

--Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--
94_AcCoRd_EX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2002, 02:07 PM   #6
Kyle
elyK
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: New Braunfels, TX
Age: 38
Posts: 3,390
__________________
IGNORE THE FACTS

EXPLORE THE TRUTH
Kyle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2002, 02:45 PM   #7
Wren57
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 40
Posts: 2,856
I dont know about anyone else but I sure as hell would hate to look down and see Gene Simmon's face/tongue going in/out of my gf... thatd bug me just a little bit
__________________
yeah, its that big

Last edited by Wren57 : 06-06-2002 at 02:55 PM.
Wren57 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2002, 02:52 PM   #8
Kyle
elyK
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: New Braunfels, TX
Age: 38
Posts: 3,390
lol
__________________
IGNORE THE FACTS

EXPLORE THE TRUTH
Kyle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2002, 03:11 PM   #9
mt.biker
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally posted by highlander
I dont know about anyone else but I sure as hell would hate to look down and see Gene Simmon's face/tongue going in/out of my gf... thatd bug me just a little bit

couldn't agree more with you bro. That would start to piss me off big time and dam fast too!
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2002, 06:58 PM   #10
mylittlecivic
Registered User
 
mylittlecivic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Northwest
Age: 39
Posts: 3,993
__________________

Quote:
Originally posted by KwikR6 but..what do i know..i'm drunk...

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
.."Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
Quote:
Originally posted by KwikR6
I'm not white. I'm Canadian.
mylittlecivic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2002, 01:20 PM   #11
ChrisCantSkate
Thought Police
 
ChrisCantSkate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: orlando florida
Age: 41
Posts: 9,662
am i the only one who found this funny?! sure its kinda odd, but its KISS doing it.. haha?
__________________
Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd



Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings.
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.
ChrisCantSkate is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:19 PM.


Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© 2006 HSTuners.com