First date...

Originally posted by black95gs-t
thats a good one. i've never heard that one before. but here's one that i actually used. i didn't use any of the other ones i put on here. those were my friends. ok so i was at chilie's. the waitress comes up and here's how it went.
HER: how are you?
ME: i'm fine.
HER: can i take your order?
ME: can i have anything on the menu?
HER: yes of course.
ME: your sure?
HER: yes.
ME: (at this point i threw the menu on the ground) can you step on that for me?
HER: ok.
ME: i'll take you.
HER: what?
ME: i'll take you.
HER: i don't get it.
ME: oh never mind. i'll have a burger.
(after she left)ME: dumb blondes.

J

who da man? you da man