First date...

Originally posted by black95gs-t

YOU: hey. hows about you come over here and sit on my lap and we can discuss whatever happens to pop up?
HER: i'm 12.
YOU: damn
or my favorite

YOU: did it hurt?
HER: did what hurt?
YOU: when you fell from heaven?
HER: oh so i'm not good enough for heaven?
YOU: no, wait. thats not......
HER: are you tryin to tell me that i'm not good enough for you?
YOU: uh. wait a mintue. thats not........
HER: hey mark! THIS LITTLE GUY OVER HERE IS CALLIN ME FAT!!!
YOU: hey, wait, i didn't.........
MARK: are you callin my gf fat?
YOU: no thats not.......
MARK: are you callin my gf a liar?
YOU: ok i'm just gonna leave now.
MARK: HEY GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE JERK!!!!!!!
YOU: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
i like these personally
J

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shit man...and the get off at 8 is also good...really good! did it really work? what happened?