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black95gs-t · 04-30-2002, 12:28 PM

thats a good one. i've never heard that one before. but here's one that i actually used. i didn't use any of the other ones i put on here. those were my friends. ok so i was at chilie's. the waitress comes up and here's how it went.
HER: how are you?
ME: i'm fine.
HER: can i take your order?
ME: can i have anything on the menu?
HER: yes of course.
ME: your sure?
HER: yes.
ME: (at this point i threw the menu on the ground) can you step on that for me?
HER: ok.
ME: i'll take you.
HER: what?
ME: i'll take you.
HER: i don't get it.
ME: oh never mind. i'll have a burger.
(after she left)ME: dumb blondes.

i swear the only reason i even tried it is cuz i was out with like 10 people. normally i am way to scared of women to even attempt anything like that.
J

04-30-2002, 12:28 PM	#1
black95gs-t Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Southern Cali Age: 43 Posts: 728	thats a good one. i've never heard that one before. but here's one that i actually used. i didn't use any of the other ones i put on here. those were my friends. ok so i was at chilie's. the waitress comes up and here's how it went. HER: how are you? ME: i'm fine. HER: can i take your order? ME: can i have anything on the menu? HER: yes of course. ME: your sure? HER: yes. ME: (at this point i threw the menu on the ground) can you step on that for me? HER: ok. ME: i'll take you. HER: what? ME: i'll take you. HER: i don't get it. ME: oh never mind. i'll have a burger. (after she left)ME: dumb blondes. i swear the only reason i even tried it is cuz i was out with like 10 people. normally i am way to scared of women to even attempt anything like that. J __________________ LOONEY TUNES!!!! "Hearts and minds gents.... And if that doesn't work, two in the heart and one in the mind." "Life sucks.....so drop your pants and let the good times roll!" Mycivicjust8u

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