Max Pun! you know... like maxpayne. but funnier.

i see we have a bunch of computer nerds here... j/k
this one goes out to all the people that consider their mouse to be an extension of one's body.

Here at Tandem Computers, we have a "directory search" program (to find the
telephone numbers of employees etc) called TELE. In TELE the prompt is a ?,
and you enter to search for. E.g., like this:

?gimme fire

To which TELE responds:

No matches found