Max Pun! you know... like maxpayne. but funnier.

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Here's an old one my uncle told me....
One day in the forest, the little tree got to wondering what kind of tree
he was. A woodpecker happened along the little guy as he was pondering
this. He asked the bird. That big tree over there looks old and wise.
I bet it knows who my parents were, but it can't hear me from here. Do
you think you could fly over there and ask it if I am a son of a birch or a
son of a beech? The little bird agreed and flew off. He was gone for quite
a while. When he returned, the little tree asked expectedly for the reply
and the bird said "I don't know, but that was the best piece of ash I've had
my pecker in in a while!"