Things that annoy me

1. Getting out of the shower and remembering you didn't necessarily rinse the soap from all pertinent areas.

2. Sitting down to do my business and realizing that there is no toilet paper left on the roll.

3. Batteries dying in the tv remote.

4. My girlfriend asking me to buy tampons for her (if that isn't an act of true love, I just don't know what is?!!?)

5. Lumpy Milk.

6. Pimentos.

7. Presidential speeches during good tv shows.

8. Having gas in a quiet room with people I don't know.