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TimmyHollins · 01-15-2021, 04:07 AM

Two CEOs meet after...

One of them has visited Japan. So they are talking about how the trip was and one says:

"look I got this amazing robot secretary from there, it does everything human secretary does except 20 times faster and 200% more efficiently."

The other one says: "that sounds impressive but does she do... You know other things?"

"You're welcome to take her for a spin" winks the first one.

So the other one takes her to the toilet and after fifteen minutes agonizing screams are heard from the toilet.

The first CEO slaps himself on the forehead and yells: "Shit! I forgot to tell him she has a pencil sharpener in her ass!"

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01-15-2021, 04:07 AM	#1
TimmyHollins Registered User Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 40 Posts: 194	Two CEOs meet after... One of them has visited Japan. So they are talking about how the trip was and one says: "look I got this amazing robot secretary from there, it does everything human secretary does except 20 times faster and 200% more efficiently." The other one says: "that sounds impressive but does she do... You know other things?" "You're welcome to take her for a spin" winks the first one. So the other one takes her to the toilet and after fifteen minutes agonizing screams are heard from the toilet. The first CEO slaps himself on the forehead and yells: "Shit! I forgot to tell him she has a pencil sharpener in her ass!"