.:HSTuners::

GT40FIED · 09-19-2006, 10:09 AM

Is totally a serial killer. I have no proof...but I'm seriously suspicious. He leaves his windows open all night and he stays up at all hours. Not abnormal, but through the open window I hear all sorts of weird yelps and strange sounds. It's possible that he has Tourette's but he also talks to himself and to his computer. I wish I had audio recordings so you could understand what I mean. It's creepy. Aside from that, he's always out in his backyard (they have a double lot, so the backyard is really big) at all hours of the night with a shop light...you know, the type of light that has 2 bulbs on a stand. I can hear him digging at roughly 10pm and, on occassion, running a chainsaw at roughly the same time of the night. Did I mention he's easily well into his 30's and still lives with an overbearing mother? Yeah...that too.

If you see me on the news some time soon saying something like "I always wondered about his collection of little shoes", don't be surprised. Ok...I made that last part up a little...but don't be surprised if 60 Minutes comes knocking down my door.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 09-19-2006, 10:57 AM

throw a waterballoon in his window... or spray it with a hose... waterballoon is easier to do a run and hide though. maybe go over and tell him you know whats going on your into the same thing to just see whats up? ha maybe not

IALuder · 09-19-2006, 12:58 PM

hahahaha, waterbollon ftw!

*ChrisCantSkate* · 09-19-2006, 01:05 PM

lol waterbollon... sorry ben its too easy

GT40FIED · 09-19-2006, 05:37 PM

Water balloons aren't really an option. It's a second story window and my throwing arm is...well...what throwing arm? Besides...if he really does have something like Tourette's how fast would I be going to hell? Hahaha.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 09-19-2006, 05:38 PM

pfft hell... overrated

mylittlecivic · 09-19-2006, 06:11 PM

hey my roomate is a total serial killer! shes going to tomohawk me i just know it.

Racing Rice · 09-20-2006, 08:23 AM

lol.. Sounds creepy Steve. It definately sounds like something off of one of those lifetime movies. haha

GT40FIED · 09-20-2006, 09:58 AM

Actually...it feels more like "The Burbs". Holy shit...I love that movie.

And Anna...you know what'd be ironic since your roommate is indian...grab that bow you hit her with and shoot her with an arrow before she can use the tomohawk.

VR4_Craver · 09-20-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT40FIED

Water balloons aren't really an option. It's a second story window and my throwing arm is...well...what throwing arm?

This made me laugh till I couldnt breathe....

Quote:

Besides...if he really does have something like Tourette's how fast would I be going to hell? Hahaha

Steve....you really think you dont have a one way ticket already?

IALuder · 09-20-2006, 09:16 PM

its called a slingshot steve. find to sturdy trees and bam.

HondaImpaler · 09-20-2006, 10:19 PM

those chocolate easter eggs with the creamy filling make a hell of a bang when shot outta a three man slingshot.

so i hear

GT40FIED · 09-21-2006, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IALuder

its called a slingshot steve. find to sturdy trees and bam.

No go...my backyard is relatively treeless.

Racing Rice · 09-21-2006, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT40FIED

Actually...it feels more like "The Burbs". Holy shit...I love that movie.

Thats the name of the Movie I was trying to think of! I couldn't remember the name. lol

*ChrisCantSkate* · 09-21-2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HondaImpaler

those chocolate easter eggs with the creamy filling make a hell of a bang when shot outta a three man slingshot.

so i hear

oranges make a loud thump and leave a nice sticky citrus coat all over whatever it hits

so i hear

Gone · 09-21-2006, 10:59 PM

Make a water balloon launcher that pressurizes air from a leaf blower then make it into an full-auto launcher. FTW

09-19-2006, 10:09 AM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	My neighbor... Is totally a serial killer. I have no proof...but I'm seriously suspicious. He leaves his windows open all night and he stays up at all hours. Not abnormal, but through the open window I hear all sorts of weird yelps and strange sounds. It's possible that he has Tourette's but he also talks to himself and to his computer. I wish I had audio recordings so you could understand what I mean. It's creepy. Aside from that, he's always out in his backyard (they have a double lot, so the backyard is really big) at all hours of the night with a shop light...you know, the type of light that has 2 bulbs on a stand. I can hear him digging at roughly 10pm and, on occassion, running a chainsaw at roughly the same time of the night. Did I mention he's easily well into his 30's and still lives with an overbearing mother? Yeah...that too. If you see me on the news some time soon saying something like "I always wondered about his collection of little shoes", don't be surprised. Ok...I made that last part up a little...but don't be surprised if 60 Minutes comes knocking down my door. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

09-19-2006, 10:57 AM	#2
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	throw a waterballoon in his window... or spray it with a hose... waterballoon is easier to do a run and hide though. maybe go over and tell him you know whats going on your into the same thing to just see whats up? ha maybe not __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

09-19-2006, 12:58 PM	#3
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	hahahaha, waterbollon ftw! __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

09-19-2006, 01:05 PM	#4
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	lol waterbollon... sorry ben its too easy __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

09-19-2006, 05:37 PM	#5
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Water balloons aren't really an option. It's a second story window and my throwing arm is...well...what throwing arm? Besides...if he really does have something like Tourette's how fast would I be going to hell? Hahaha. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

09-19-2006, 05:38 PM	#6
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	pfft hell... overrated __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

09-20-2006, 08:23 AM	#8
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	lol.. Sounds creepy Steve. It definately sounds like something off of one of those lifetime movies. haha __________________ Racing Rice

09-20-2006, 09:58 AM	#9
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Actually...it feels more like "The Burbs". Holy shit...I love that movie. And Anna...you know what'd be ironic since your roommate is indian...grab that bow you hit her with and shoot her with an arrow before she can use the tomohawk. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

09-20-2006, 09:16 PM	#11
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	its called a slingshot steve. find to sturdy trees and bam. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

09-20-2006, 10:19 PM	#12
HondaImpaler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 235	those chocolate easter eggs with the creamy filling make a hell of a bang when shot outta a three man slingshot. so i hear __________________ Gestating with all the other rats Nurse said that my skin will need a graft I am of pock-marked shapes The vermin you need to loathe

09-21-2006, 10:59 PM	#16
Gone Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: St. Petersburg, Florida Age: 36 Posts: 143	Make a water balloon launcher that pressurizes air from a leaf blower then make it into an full-auto launcher. FTW __________________

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