Destroying the english language Pt. 2

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Oh man...I'm soooo going to do that now.

Subject: Quarterly earnins 'n shit

To: All y'all muthafuckas
CC: Tha hatas

Y'all fools seem to be fadin on da job. We ain't been clockin' that dolla like we's spossed to 'n shit, nah mean? We be needin to get this shit on lock if we's gonna surpass last years numbas. Somebody say word! Deys gonna be a team meetin 'n shit to set y'all niggaz straght. Dis shit don't get fixed soon we's gonna be smoked by one of dem otha accounting firms. Y'all want that on yo head? Muthafuckas best be representin in tha new fiscal year or I gonna be cuttin some necks. Best believe dat. Any question, hollah!

Lick deez nuts,

Johnny Whiteass, CFO

Bwahahaha. That was fun.

someone give this guy a tranquilizer