HSTuners Answering machines...best thread ever!!

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by drdingo21
*Ben and Darin together* Hi you've reached Ben and Darin. *Darin* we can't come to the phone right now, *Ben* because Darin has a ball gag in his mouth and zipper mask over his head. He has clothespins on his nipples and hot wax dripping down his asscrack. We'll get back to you as soon as I take this 4" stiletto heal off his ballsack.
*Darin* Your soo hot when you talk dirty like that. I want suck your

*beep*

you have an interesting imagination. . .