HSTuners Answering machines...best thread ever!!

[drdingo21]

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
no no this is no where near what his would say....think of something a little like this....


Hey, you've reached dingo....right now I am probably beating my dog...maybe im out golfing.....if its normal bussiness hours on a bussiness day I am probably out golfing. Because yes I am an overpaid piece of shit. B T W you can check out my new phone *starts reading site* w w w.mobil...fuck it check my site bitches... L33T

*beep*


lol reminds me of the time dingo got ahold of my phone and changing my voice mail greeting to

"Hey you have reached mike Im out blowing a dog leave me a message." Yea I didnt find out till like 3 weeks later.....fucking dick

More like

"Hello, you've reached JJ. Chances are J-Dawg is actually in right now, but J-Dawg won't pick-up because J-Dawg's caller ID reads 'AIDS' which means J-Dawg will not bring himself down to a level suitable for conversing with an asshammer such as yourself. Oh, and my voice has just made you pregnant"

BeeP