My conversation with "god"

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Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yse
God:
How old are you?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
yse
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
ahhhhhh fuck off
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no...go away
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
fuck off i said..leave me alone..confusing bastard
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Cause your a douche
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche? Of course I am.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
I will..stop talking to me
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
if you fuck off yes
God:
I think I do.
Me:
good...leave
God:
What do you really want to talk about? See you later.