My conversation with "god"

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Here's mine:

Me:
my bladder is full
God:
Do robots have bladder is full?
Me:
fuck if I know
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
you should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I thought you were god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
so you should know
God:
Interesting deduction. Because I am a robot?
Me:
no, because you're a deity
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a deity? Yes.
Me:
or a robot?
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
so god is a robot?
God:
I don't judge people. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
I thought He was You
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you just said, fucker
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
how about robot porn?
God:
How about it.
Me:
does it interest you?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
so you like robot porn?
God:
Interesting deduction. I like everything about robots.
Me:
even fucking them?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
answer my question first
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
do you like fucking robots?
God:
Robots Rule.
Me:
I'll take that as a yes
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
Oh.
Me:
what parts of robots do you like to fuck?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
just tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
robot fucker
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
go fuck a robot then
God:
Where is that?
Me:
hell if I know
God:
I call it "Hades". Try it.
Me:
no...fuck you
God:
Why not? Why are you so mean?
Me:
you should know, you made me apparently
God:
Now I do.
Me:

God:
Now I do.
Me:
fucking retard
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
food that robot fuckers dislike
God:
You can't live without food.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
but I'm better than you
God:
How do you know you are?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
just shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.