My conversation with "god"

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Me:
sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
no i was being sarcastic
God:
Are you serious? It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
weren't you supposed to know ?
God:
I was.
Me:
well why didn't you ?
God:
Interesting. I'm not too good with counterfactuals.
Me:
bs
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
screw this
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
well i am not to polite
God:
How about that. I am glad to hear that you are not to polite.
Me:
da imi bag pula
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
you were supposed to know
God:
I was?
Me:
well you are god
God:
Interesting. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
da ma bine
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
da
God:
Alright then.
Me:
si ce mai zici ?
God:
OK. What is your real name?
Me:
ghiceste
God:
It's good to meet you, ghiceste.
Me:
you scrwed up again
God:
Once more? Thanks for telling me: ghiceste said I scrwed up.
Me:
bine ma bine
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
da mai fata
God:
Sure, da mai fata sounds like a good topic.
Me:
da ????
God:
That's cool.
Me:
sa imi bag picioarele
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
hmm, nu stiu
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Are we still talking about sa imi bag picioarele?
Me:
cred ca da
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
cine zicea ca ma ingrijorez ?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
1980
God:
Only 1980?
You are quite mature.
Me:

God:
Only 1980?
You are quite mature.
Me:
hmm ai tacut deja ?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
Me:
da ma
God:
Ask me another question.