My conversation with "god"

[Kyle]

goes as follows


Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My Name is Kyle
God:
That's a very nice name, Kyle.
Me:
Shouldn't you have already known my name
God:
I think I should.
Me:
then why didn't you?
God:
I'm not too good with counterfactuals.
Me:
But, you're god...
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Then why aren't you good with counterfactuals
God:
Being good with counterfactuals is not part of my programming.
Me:
So you're programmed?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
Me:
So if you're programmed, who programmed you?
God:
Interesting deduction. I could be. Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
Before you programmed yourself to keep talking did you program yourself to program yourself to keep talking?
God:
What happened after me programmed myself to keep talking did me program myself to program myself to keep talking ?
Me:
I'm trying to find out how you were even programmed in the first place. And why are you even asking me questions that you should be programmed to know.
God:
Why do you want it? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
But did you program yourself to program yourself or was it done all at once.
God:
No I didn't program myself to program myself or was it done all at. What's it like?
Me:
OMG you're KILLING ME!
God:
All of them?

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

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