Driving vs. sex

[Leets]

Originally posted by drdingo21
Actually….Any car of our choice? Do we get to keep the car, or is drive it once and give it back?

How many times has your car said “Lets Talk” or “Do you think I’m fat? And tell the truth” or “Do these pants make my ass look big?” or “Lets go to my moms house” or “I need new shoes, my other 96 pair are so last year” or “Lets going shopping today” or “ewww you want me to do what? put it where?” or “Yes (but really meaning no, and kicking your ass for assuming she ment yes)” or No (but really ment yes, and kicking your ass for assuming she ment no)” or…. Ahhh forget it. My hand is cramping up


Car for me.

that's why you just have to say, "f*ck this" and bounce whenever you hear some of those words from a woman... there are actually some out there that aren't like that... much love to the girls who don't play games

... on the other hand I've had cars that have said, "Are you sure about that... I'll give you some time to rethink it." or "I don't feel like stopping yet" or "I don't care if it's a residential area. You're too slow... let me drive...FAST!" or "Oh, thanks for blowing your entire paycheck on my basic (high) maintenance... and btw, I just blew my radiator and spewed coolant all over your driveway."