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06-10-2005, 01:25 AM
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Bow to the master
I am officially the master of bullshitting. I just got done writing a paper for my general lit. class. We had to read 2 short stories...one about 10 pages long and the other about 6. I ended up bullshitting my way through 4 pages about them (character development, etc.). And not 4 pages of crap...we're talkin' 4 solid pages. The sad thing is, had I felt like it, I could've gone for at least another page. Holy shit...I rule.
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06-10-2005, 01:44 AM
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just another step to your goal of taking over the world
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06-10-2005, 02:59 AM
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hahahah i can't write papers worth shit...
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06-10-2005, 08:30 AM
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Im all about bs'ing papers I dont give a rats ass about.
Last year I had to write...bs an entire paper on some painting I saw at a museum. I was pulling out random vocabulary from the book like I knew what I was talking about. Good work  |
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06-10-2005, 10:39 AM
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i found i write better papers when i just try and BS it and fill it with a bunch of usless fact/wording. sophmore year i had to do a 10 pager on 4 different books... that i didnt read. started at 11pm the night before it was due(6pm next day) and was done by 5 am. 96 A. 3rd highest grade in the class. and i could spit out rant to my teacher so she didnt think i just copied it or had someone else write it.
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06-10-2005, 10:49 AM
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I'm curious to see what grade I'll get with this. I was always good at BS...but I may have even outdone myself here. Plus it's an lit class so can get away with using a bunch of $6 words and not sounding like a pompous ass. This should be interesting.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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06-10-2005, 01:50 PM
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I am also curious of what mark you'll get.
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06-10-2005, 06:51 PM
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Man I have done a LOT of that...
I gave a 30 min. speach to my public speaking class and got an A... It was the first round of speeches and I was the 5-6th person to go... The teacher stopped the class after my speech and was like "WOW... that was great... could you share with the class how you prepared for this?" I told him that I drew the visual aid on the way and had no notes or speech prepared. He was more impressed than upset.
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06-11-2005, 05:08 PM
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I did the same thing last year. I was sent up to compete amongst the best out of 63 First Class Petty Officers in my command. We had to stand in front of higher ranking enlisted and was asked thoughts about political and military issues. I ended up winning and made Sailor of the Year in my command. I felt like shit afterwards tho. Cuz I was asked how the morale is in the command. I told them I look forward to working everyday to gain experience to better myself, personally and professionally, everyday as I serve the Navy and our country to the best of my abilities..... wow!
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06-11-2005, 05:37 PM
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06-12-2005, 12:39 AM
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I think everyone has done that. I remember writing "if you are reading this put a start in the lower left corner" in the middle of the report.
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06-12-2005, 08:25 AM
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i had a semseter long project.. group project... that that we were suppast be working on for the whole time, and 2 weeks to go cmae, we all sat down and basically the words our of our mouths were "ok how can we fake this" this project includwed a presentation, a report, and turning in something(cash and photos plan layout etc) to a partner agency that sponsored our fundraiser... well. we got the pictures, didnt do anything else, came up wioth some money, called it a project, aced our presentation. no one burned us on questions and we got the fat ol' A+ for... and i quote"being extremely organized"
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06-13-2005, 02:49 AM
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We're all such slackers here. lol. (BTW, I am officially done with my first year of college..Yay!)
I think we all had an idea that Steven was good at bullshitting. The best part, we really don't know that it's bullshit if it came from Steven.  Oh mannn, now thaaat's some good bullshit. 'dude'
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06-13-2005, 03:20 AM
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Well it really wasn't total bullshit. I mean...I did the assignment just like she asked. I just had to draw out every single thought as long as I possibly could and use a bunch of big words. That and I didn't use any contractions (which wouldn't normally be odd, but this wasn't a formal paper). Again...I rule.
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06-14-2005, 01:58 PM
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The verdict is in...I got an A. Holy shit, I'm so fucking awesome.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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06-14-2005, 02:40 PM
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I always knew you were full of useless information.
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06-15-2005, 12:13 PM
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06-16-2005, 09:22 PM
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That's right...keep it up you crotch rocket-riding Canuck. I've got 3 more of these things to do and I'm betting I ace all of them.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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