Joke of The Day

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>WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
>
>The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning
>and
>she
>asked the question,
>"When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
>Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
>"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,
>"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you
and
>God
>just takes your hands first."
>"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
>
>Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>legs. "The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,

>Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny
>said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other
>night.
>Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,
I'm
>coming!"
>If Daddy hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."