Computer system for married men (even funny for those who arnt)

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Originally posted by highlander
Haha, very nice.

I had girlfriend 1.0 installed. It ran very smoothly, then a trojan horse named distance 6.50 snuck past Effort 1.0 (anti-virus program) and infected 1.0, so I reformatted with girlfriend 2.0. Girlfriend 2.0 came bundled with hidden software such as Crazy Bitch 3.4, Random Visits 2.2, and Lack of Sex 8.6. Reformatted again with girlfriend 3.0, but it only got halfway installed before it deleted itself. I'm deciding if I should purchase girlfriend 4.0 or go back to Single 5.0 (an much simpler MS-DOS program, but with less functionality). Ideas?

Nice. I don't know what you should do, but I'll relate my experience with girlfriend 1.0. It came with kick ass features like make me dinner 6.7, apartment 2.5, and freaky sex 8.8. But for some reason the programmers left in serious flaws like batshit insanity 9.0, clingyness 7.8, and cheat with the ex 10.0. Even after a complete reformat it was difficult to escape the problems of girlfriend 1.0 as it presented viruses like always calling 5.6 and pining 7.8 along with apologies 8.7. Finally after rewriting it's code, I deleted the offending problems. I've been pimping single 2.0 for quite some time now, and it seems to work. That said, I can't help but be curious whether or not girlfriend 2.0 would be a decent upgrade. Anyone know how to install girlfriend 2.0 without the associated batshit insanity 9.0 file?