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Location: Atlanta, Ga.
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Computer system for married men (even funny for those who arnt)
Subject: Computer Hard and Software:
> Dear Tech Support: > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife > 1.0. I soon noticed that > the new program began unexpected child processing > that took up a lot of > space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 > installed itself into > all other programs and now monitors all other > system>activity. Applications > such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and > Fishing 7.5, and Racing > 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever > selected. > > I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background > while attempting to run my > favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back > to Girlfriend 7.0, but > the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! > Thanks, > A Troubled User. REPLY: > Dear Troubled User: > > This is a very common problem that men complain > about. > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, > thinking that it is > just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 > is an OPERATING SYSTEM > and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! > It is also impossible to > delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It > is impossible to > uninstall, or purge the program files from the > system once installed. > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife > 1.0 is designed to not > allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under > Warnings-Alimony-Child > Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work > on improving the > situation. I suggest installing the background > application "Yes Dear" to > alleviate software augmentation. > The best course of action is to enter the command > C:\APOLOGIZE because > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE > command before the system > will return to normal anyway. > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very > high maintenance. Wife > 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as > Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook > It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful > how you use these > programs. Improper use will cause the system to > launch the program Nag, Nag > 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the > performance of Wife 1.0 > is to purchase additional software. I recommend > Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds > 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, > install Secretary With > Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported > by Wife 1.0 and will > cause irreversible damage to the operating system. > > Best of luck, > Tech Support
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