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09-27-2004, 06:26 PM
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"Adult" movies
Why is it there's always people ready to call the shit they show on HBO and Cinemax late at night "adult movies"? Have these people never watched real porn? I was watching some commercial for the most hideous invention ever...the V-chip...and they were talking about blocking movies on channels like HBO. Alright...here's the bottom line. As the immortal Bill Hicks once said "it's not adult unless someone ends up gooey". I couldn't agree more. If I hear one more person refer to some movie with a name like "Bikini Carwash" as "pornographic", they will quickly find out what the bottom of my shoe tastes like. If you want mild nudity and cheese, watch HBO. If you wanna be a real adult, go rent "Totally Titfucking Vol. 8" (sorry...no porn discussion is complete without a Clerks reference). That is all...for now.
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09-27-2004, 06:33 PM
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have you notice how cable tv is showing more sex? like the new dennis leary show. its all about sex. noting about the new york fire deptment, just sex.
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09-27-2004, 06:35 PM
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nip/tuck is damn near HBO late night.
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09-27-2004, 07:01 PM
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This is true...but how much screen time can you honestly stand to see Dennis Leary get? Haha. If they don't throw in a hot chick people will stop watching. As for Nip/Tuck...I actually wish they'd tone DOWN the sex on it. I think they've got fairly good plots...and I don't wanna see some guy's ass.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-28-2004, 01:18 AM
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I hear ya Steve...
But i'm drunk....so what do I know
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09-28-2004, 02:05 AM
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I dont even know why they try to edit stuff on tv, and all these ratings they got now. tv has gone to shit All thats ever on are phony reality shows or nighttime soap operas
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09-28-2004, 02:11 AM
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Well this stuff isn't edited...it's just cheap crap made for late night cable. It's usually just a naked chick and then they cut to some guy's man-ass goin up and down. I'm sure Darin's all about some hairy bobbing man-ass, but it pisses me off. If I don't see penetration then it's not porn. Hell...a lot of the time some chick'll be riding a guy pretending to have sex while she's still got her underwear on. Pathetic. Long live real porn!
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09-28-2004, 03:02 AM
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[Shrugs]
I just got Finding Nemo for my birthday. Ohhh, do I feel cool. :-D BTW. I kinda like Real World Philly, even though it's one of those "phony reality shows." 
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09-28-2004, 04:41 AM
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My how....off topic.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-28-2004, 07:26 AM
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and yet so interesting....
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09-29-2004, 01:17 AM
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I'm an interesting person. That's it. 
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09-29-2004, 03:15 AM
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lol whats sad is that alot of us do watch those phony reality shows, i do when theres nothin better to do:o
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09-29-2004, 06:37 AM
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Agreed. Cinemax & HBO aren't anywhere near "pornographic". They are more like those sex ed videos you see in high school. You know the kinda that don't teach you anything useful (unlike real porn).
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09-29-2004, 01:38 PM
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^where have you been?
yea sex ed was a waste time. you learn better by experance.
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09-29-2004, 07:38 PM
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i was' watching, "Playmate of the Apes" on Cinemax a few weeks ago, The broad was ridin' buddy's chest like if it were his wanger, and he was likin her belly like if it was her flower, that sh!t was ridiculous...I had to watch it again to make sure I didnt I like it.
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