"Your an asshole" therapy

[JDMFantasy2k]

Originally posted by VR4_Craver

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

holy shit, speed dial, that's bad....

not too sure if i believe the end of the story though, although i was pissing my pants when i read that you gave #1's number to #2 and vice versa, the thing with the cops, and then news, takes a little convincing. Amazing story though.