Phone + Girlfriend + Need to take a crap

[MissJDM]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I'm actually with Darin. Man...she's gonna find out you take shits sooner or later. I'd just flat out tell her "can I call ya right back? I gotta run to the bathroom real quick.". You avoid being too graphic but you get your point across.

edit: don't say "right back." You never know what kind of shits you may run into. I agree with those above who say y ou should be open about it, my boyfriend just says "hey babe, i gotta shiit, i'll be thinkin of you!" and off he goes. It's normal. Not quite enticing, but normal.