Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
kill said person in the face because they're obviously too moronic to go on living (and "god" forbid they should procreate and produce retarded children). Do it for 'ole "GT40".

Will do...you have my word...but before I kill them in the face, I will beat them profusely about the head and neck area

Originally posted by GT40FIED
if I don't chain her to a pipe in the crawlspace to prevent her from leaving. But no...that would just be wrong.

True, it would be wrong.....but then again, said girl might be into that sort of thing

Anyway, back on topic...I have officially decided that I am not...and this is hard for me to say...:o I am not going to have any more one night stands/sex with random females/no more hootchie sex/no more ho's....thinking back over the last few escapades that I have had, it really didn't do anything for me except add to the number....the next person I have sex with will be someone that I am in a steady (and stable) relationship with.......I have spoken