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05-18-2004, 03:28 PM
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Big company needed to call one of his employees
> about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's > > home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello." > > "Is your daddy home?" he asked. > > "Yes," whispered the small voice. > > "May I talk with him?" > > The child whispered, "No." > > Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your > > mommy there?" > > "Yes" > > "May I talk with her?" > > Again the small voice whispered, "No." > > The boss then asked, "Is anybody else there?" ... "Yes," whispered the > > child, "a policeman. " Wondering what a cop would be doing at his > > employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No" > > whispered the child. "He's busy." > > "Busy doing what?" > > "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered > > answer. > > > Growing concerned and even worried as he heard some loud background > > noise through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that > > noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going > > on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. > > >The child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." > > Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the > > boss asked, "What are they searching for?" > > > > > >Still whispering, the young voice replied ........"ME." |
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05-18-2004, 03:35 PM
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Thought Police
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lmao
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05-18-2004, 03:41 PM
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05-18-2004, 03:45 PM
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I had to post this one because I am sure kids are this bad in this lifetime...or any...ha ha ha
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05-18-2004, 03:59 PM
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Thought Police
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i usta love stealing stuff from around my house then hiding it and making my mom look for it. ahh the joys of being young
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05-18-2004, 04:01 PM
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Dang...I know she must have a head full of gray hairs because of that...ha ha ha
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05-18-2004, 05:44 PM
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I used to hide...... for HOURS...
I did it for like 6hrs once... I fell asleep waiting to be found... Parents were SH!tting.
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05-18-2004, 05:50 PM
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Dang...I couldn't do anything like that...because once my mom found me...I would have been in so much t rouble...ha ha ha
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05-18-2004, 10:00 PM
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lmao that was a good one
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