Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

There was one time me and my homegirl went into this adult store to look around and this guy would follow me around the store touching himself....and when I would stop to look at something he would act like he was looking at something waiting for me to move somewhere else...
He literally had his fly undone and he would just go around touching his " meat and two veg" following me around...it was gross...