Suggestion re:submitted rides

[Chief]

Let me just start preparing the script now...

if($username== "TonitrusEN") { 
$comment = "Dude, is that a joke?"; 
}

else if ($username == "hondaman-iac") {
$comment = "Photos cannot be displayed for banned users";
}

else if ($username == "VRGNCD5") {
$comment = "Is that a Yugo?";
}