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04-25-2003, 12:52 PM
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Married Life Brings Changes
Married Life Brings Changes
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F***ING BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERF***ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"...and, they lived happily ever after.
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04-25-2003, 12:57 PM
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04-25-2003, 01:10 PM
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LOFL
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04-25-2003, 01:11 PM
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LOL.. the build up was good!
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04-25-2003, 01:35 PM
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lmao
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04-25-2003, 03:20 PM
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I like it
I thought you were going to say you got married and you can't believe how many changes were happening!!! 
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04-25-2003, 07:46 PM
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How do you know that's a joke and not him telling what really happend to himself? |
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04-25-2003, 09:29 PM
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Hehehe lmao!
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04-25-2003, 09:59 PM
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04-25-2003, 10:16 PM
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LoL. Not yet. But soon.
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Some girl that's been hangin around for about 5.5 years.
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04-26-2003, 02:15 AM
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lol...good one
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