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04-23-2003, 02:41 PM

Out of these 4 things, which one doesn't fit:
Eggs
Carpet
Wife
BlowJob

Well, you can beat eggs, beat a carpet, beat your wife, but ya just can't beat a blowjob.

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a little boy is playing with his train set and is saying "everyone on the F!@#ing train, put your F!@#ing bags underneith the seats and hold onto your F!@#ing kids. The mom hears this and comes storming into the room and says to the boy "go to your room for 2 hours!" well, the boy does this and when the 2 hours is up he asks his mom if he can go play with his trains, his mother says he can. So the boys playing with his trains and begins to say "everyone please board the train, please place your bags underneith your seats, and please, hold onto your kids. If anyone has a complaint about that 2 hour delay, please consault the B!@#% in the kitchen.

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04-23-2003, 02:41 PM	#1
Operatic Posts: n/a	Out of these 4 things, which one doesn't fit: Eggs Carpet Wife BlowJob Well, you can beat eggs, beat a carpet, beat your wife, but ya just can't beat a blowjob. ________ a little boy is playing with his train set and is saying "everyone on the F!@#ing train, put your F!@#ing bags underneith the seats and hold onto your F!@#ing kids. The mom hears this and comes storming into the room and says to the boy "go to your room for 2 hours!" well, the boy does this and when the 2 hours is up he asks his mom if he can go play with his trains, his mother says he can. So the boys playing with his trains and begins to say "everyone please board the train, please place your bags underneith your seats, and please, hold onto your kids. If anyone has a complaint about that 2 hour delay, please consault the B!@#% in the kitchen.