BO? What do you think? lol

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
ohhh boy now we're talking farts my brother is the master of those. one night we were coming from a store in my car when helets one out so lud at first i thought my muffler fell down or something, then the stench. i had to open all the windows in 36 degree weather and downpuoring. not fun at all

Good lord this is so funny!! Are you sure that was your brother or was it YOU! lol...I have to post this joke...its a classic! I almost died reading it the first time..hopefully you guys will get the same enjoyment. hehehe


*Avon Calling*
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.

Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.

"Holy cow! What's that smell?"

"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"

"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."

Kelly~