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03-11-2003, 10:30 AM
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hahaha 55 yr old @ss!!
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass? "Your name never came up," she replied.
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03-11-2003, 10:34 AM
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LMAO
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03-11-2003, 11:12 AM
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hahahaha good
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03-11-2003, 11:52 AM
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Hehe
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03-11-2003, 01:03 PM
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lol
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03-11-2003, 01:50 PM
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Huh? Wait so was she making the implication that her husband is the ass?
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03-11-2003, 01:53 PM
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03-11-2003, 02:09 PM
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03-11-2003, 02:39 PM
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I don't know. I couldn't figure it out. I'm like Rainman in a lot of ways. Aw, is that my little yellow head getting smashed?
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03-11-2003, 09:31 PM
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh?
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03-11-2003, 09:41 PM
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everybody is doing it |
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03-11-2003, 10:04 PM
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Stefan...if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you too? My mom always used to say that to me when I would want to do something and say that everyone else is doing it. 
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03-11-2003, 10:06 PM
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you are not my momy and why not ? i wanna see how bungee jumping is |
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03-11-2003, 10:08 PM
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no one ever said there was a bungee cord involved! hehe And no I'm not your mom....Just the motherly instinct coming out in me I guess.
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03-11-2003, 10:10 PM
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lol i was just messing with you. well if no one said anything about the cord i'll bring on lol
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03-11-2003, 11:26 PM
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LOL
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03-12-2003, 08:04 AM
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Uh, I do consider myself to be one of the sharper tools in the shed. However, sometimes I am not coloring with a full box of crayons. |
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03-12-2003, 08:14 AM
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as long as you're at least using the primary colors and staying inside the lines you should be alright
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03-12-2003, 08:37 AM
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I'm probably just setting myself up to be cracked on again but what are the primary colors? Blue, red and yellow? If that is the case, I don't think that I am missing a primary color. Sometimes, I'm just missing one of the crayons that is not really that important. Like brown. |
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03-12-2003, 08:51 AM
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03-12-2003, 09:37 AM
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ahhhhh. I see. Well, I still feel like a dumbass because I paint quite a bit and I didn't even know the primary colors. |
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03-12-2003, 11:42 AM
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primary colors are red, blue and yellow...which combining 2 of those colors together gives you the secondary colors green, violet, and orange. And children this gives you the color wheel...red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet....indigo is thrown in there between blue and violet as well. "Colors" such as brown, black, and white (and vaiances thereof) aren't colors...they're neutrals. Wanna know anything else about color?
 Yah I know...I'm a smartass...sorry. 
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03-12-2003, 11:57 AM
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I like to color.
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03-12-2003, 11:59 AM
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me too...I buy coloring books quite a bit for myself. I also use those pics to sketch from though too. I'll have to try to get some of my sketches scanned....
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03-12-2003, 12:19 PM
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Yeah, coloring is really therapeutic. I'm going to be putting some very small, modest decals on my car soon and I have a friend that's going to take my designs and make them into the decals for me. Nothing big. I'm just actually putting a little personalized something something in the bottom corners of my backseat windows. |
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03-12-2003, 01:02 PM
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03-12-2003, 06:35 PM
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you of all people did NOT just use the on me. I'm hurt.  *humph*
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03-12-2003, 07:54 PM
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lol...good one
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