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03-09-2003, 11:33 PM
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Men's Guide To Female English
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not over reacting! = I've got my period Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? The Answer To a Female Saying "What's Wrong?": The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a pain in the butt I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam |
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03-09-2003, 11:36 PM
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LMAO, I like the end especially
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03-09-2003, 11:55 PM
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nice... so very very true
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03-10-2003, 09:52 AM
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hahahah
those were good |
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03-10-2003, 10:36 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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AWESOME
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03-10-2003, 11:24 AM
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Re: Men's Guide To Female English
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those were my favorite |
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03-10-2003, 12:32 PM
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seen that but it will always be true
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03-10-2003, 05:31 PM
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I wonder if all the females will admit to the truth ... lol
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03-10-2003, 06:09 PM
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that is so true
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03-10-2003, 06:11 PM
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Re: Men's Guide To Female English
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i wouldnt mind a little. more cushion for the pushin'. |
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03-11-2003, 03:23 PM
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I almost peed my pants when I read the first few. hahahha! Good stuff.
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