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Old 03-06-2003, 03:21 AM   #11
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LOL...I'd love to see that. After careful consideration, I've found a few more inconsistant flaws:

- That Charger in the end makes a wheelie launch with the tires spinning like mad. Now, you FWD guys may not be aware of this, but with the tires spinning you won't pull the front end up. A wheelie is a result of traction...not wheelspin.

- Again, that supposed 9 sec. Charger somehow can't pull on that Supra? I don't care how how much nitrous you've got or how big that turbo is, after about 450hp or so Supras become dyno queens and not exactly traction happy cars. Plus there's no way a Supra that even remotely resembled a street car will run 9's.

- Paul Walker could never get a girl like Jordana Brewster in real life. Do I really need to further explain that one?

- For an AWD car that Eclipse seems to have terrible traction issues. He does one helluva powerslide while running from the cops and seems to have straight line problems when launching.

- Guys with hydraulics on their cars usually don't hang with the racing crowd simply for the fact that having hydraulics automatically makes you suseptable to homo-erotic relationships. That's right...switches make you gay.

- I'm not sure where they looked, but it's hard to find a good asian whore in a catholic school girl outfit these days.

- And again, last but not least, how poorly would all of those cars have to be tuned to blow fire out of the tailpipes? In old muscle cars you got that from a big lopey cam, too much fuel, and a spark plug in the exhaust pipe. I thought import motors were supposed to be extremely efficient...not gas guzzlers with lopey cams.

That's enough for now...I'm going back to my sock drawer
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