kids tell all

One of my girls just got married 2/14. The priest actually read quotes from little kids that were similar to these.

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10 < That kid is smart.

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
the newspapersand make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9 < That is just really funny.