Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by Racing Rice

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
[FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?

LOL funny shhtuff