words of wisdom

[ChrisCantSkate]

Originally posted by mt.biker
15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

18. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.

20. Never buy wallpaper if you have just smoked marijuana.

21. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

25. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

my favs. and the waiter thing is true! i usta be a waiter. you cant tell me some of these assholes are nice people.