Pet Peeves

Originally posted by nonovurbizniz
my wife makes this F'd grunting noise to scratch the back of her throat/roof of her mouth.

drives me nuts a girl I used to know did the same thing I kicked her out of my house one time it was so annoying.

The only things that REALLY universally pisses me off though are:

1. People who don't move out of the fast lane when they're driving slow (er than me) and theres enough room for me to pass them on the inside.
2. People who call B.S. when they have no idea what they're talking about (ie. they just have a feeling your bsing so the call it based on that.)

Sorry, couldn't resist. I feel ya on #1. I don't have that problem with #2, so just where are you meeting these people????

More of mine:

1. Kids in relatively quiet or confined public spaces. Nice restaurants, for example....leave the kids at home. Airplane....pack them in the luggage, it'll cost less too. Movies, especially PG13+ movies. I was once in a violent R flick when a little baby started crying....what kind of f'd up mother takes her little baby to see a violent movie??????

2. Parents of kids who won't keep them under control, I mean the ones who don't even try.

3. Dog owners who let their dogs sh*t all over my bike trail so my bike smells like doo. Especially the ones who place a rock on it on a hill, so not only does the rock slide out from under my tire I also get a nice sh*t slick to ride on. Those people piss me off.

4. Pedestrians who are on the ONLY line on the trail and who refuse to kindly step to the side where they could easily walk, but nooooooo they gotta walk on my line so I have no choice but to stop.

5. Pedestrians on the trail who, when I yell "RIDER ON YOUR RIGHT" they jump to the right so I almost hit them, or when there's 3 of them and 1 goes right, 1 left, and the 3rd stays in the middle.



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