88 Ford 5.0 Vs. 95+ Lt1 6 Spd Tran Am

[ford50forlife]

Well i really am in shock after this one and have to let off some steam here goes

Its wednesday night (race night) and no one is around so i go watch south park and hit the street at 11pm for a cruise... on the side of the road i see a saleen mustang and a trans am with there flashers on. I honk the horn and pull over and wait for them to run it..... they dont, oh well i drive on slowly and bout 1/2 mile later the trans am goes past and slows a bit.. i flash him TOKYO EXTREME RACER STYLE and we pull into a commutter parking lot offa da highway. TURNS OUT THE GUY IS TEST DRIVING THE ****ING CAR AND THE OWNER AINT THERE. I ask about the saleen and hes says he needs to PIN his car up against a close race to see if he wants to buy this car and the saleen broke, fuel pump style (DAMN FORD PRODUCTS! ). anyway i say how bout a 13.5 mustang, he says the car has got just exhaust and i say lets go to light, i prestage tire(s) and wait for light...... BOOOM turns green i spin a bit and hit 1-2 real nice look over I SEE HIS CAR RIGHT THERE AND TO BOOT THE ****ING FRAME IS LIKE 5 INCHES FROM THE WHEEL so from the lift i knew i was in some shit. Well 2nd to 3rd he has about 3 cars on me and 3rd to 4th he got 7+ and pulling and at 110 the ****er got like 10+ on me. i pull next to him and he says SHOULD I BUY IT?. I SAY ILL SHOW YOU WHY YOU SHOULD, and we went from a 3rd beep.. this time he jumped it and pulled 15+ cars before i knew what to do.. well SINCE Ive raced c5 vettes and modded cobras before i was confused as to why i lost this one, we pull off to another commutter lot and i say 383?? hes like look for yourself, GUESS WHAT THE ****ER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ALL HE HAD WAS HEADERS AND MUFFLERS!!!! NOT EVEN A ****ING K+N, and MASTERCRAFT 40 dollar tires to boot.
WELL TO GUAGE THIS CAR ive beaten a 11 second wrx from 0-80 before on a good launch with the other dude ****ing up, (BTW I WAS HUSTLED) Intake and exhaust my ass! ... and we raced for 100 bucks so he WAS TRYING, and yet from a roll like this guy in the ta WOULDA WON

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE FASTEST TIME YOUVE EVER SEEN A FREAKING SLIGHTLY MODDED STOCK TIRED TA GO??? im confused here and i need help!!!!