Mt. Biker you'll enjoy this one

[DsBlu01CivEX]

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was excess hair in it's ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted
to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her
"If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few
days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."