Mt. Biker you'll enjoy this one
 

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was excess hair in it's ears and cleaned
both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted
to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her
"If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few
days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

lol, nice

LMAO. that was great

Oh my God that was funny!!

Haha :D

lol..:pfft:

iiiiiiid have to say that wasnt too funny. :no:

there is always one!!!:crazy: it's all good though...I thought it was amusing...I didn't fall of my chair laughin or anything.

I thought it was funny....never heard "it" referred to a schnauzer though...I think that's what made it funny.......

schnauzer huh? thats kinda disturbing:pukey
i understand that it is accepted to make normal words imply a certain genitalia, but please lets not use the word "schnauzer":pukey

I didn't make the joke up...it was sent to me...I thought I'd share it. I will never own one of those dogs in my entire life (not that i would have before hand anyway)