Camel

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one in a third world country there is a new colonel comming to a military base. He inspects the base and everything is ok. At the end he notices a camel tied to three, and being confused he asks the troops:
-What are you doing with that camle there ?
-well you know when we need women we use the camel.
Well the colonel is kind of amazed but he doesn't say a thing. Three weeks later he asks for the camel to be brought to his tent. After half an hour he gets out and proudly ask (zipping his pants)
-Is that what you do when you need women ?
-No we usually ride the camel to the closest village where we find women !!