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ebpda9 04-25-2002 10:12 AM

Camel
 
one in a third world country there is a new colonel comming to a military base. He inspects the base and everything is ok. At the end he notices a camel tied to three, and being confused he asks the troops:
-What are you doing with that camle there ?
-well you know when we need women we use the camel.
Well the colonel is kind of amazed but he doesn't say a thing. Three weeks later he asks for the camel to be brought to his tent. After half an hour he gets out and proudly ask (zipping his pants)
-Is that what you do when you need women ?
-No we usually ride the camel to the closest village where we find women !!

94_AcCoRd_EX 04-25-2002 02:15 PM

That's just wrong :no:

Addict 04-25-2002 02:57 PM

lol....
Good one...

Honda_Gurl 04-25-2002 05:04 PM

eew

tightteg52 04-25-2002 06:18 PM

yucky!!!!

DsBlu01CivEX 04-25-2002 06:38 PM

that still isnt quite as :pukey as the men's worst nightmare one...and that's all I'm sayin about that!

tightteg52 04-25-2002 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
that still isnt quite as :pukey as the men's worst nightmare one...and that's all I'm sayin about that!

oh come on you know you wanna screw a camel!!

Accord Man 04-25-2002 07:20 PM

haha good one.. kinda yucky, but good..

ebpda9 04-25-2002 07:22 PM

only 2 real men here. Civic_Addict and Accord Man. the others had girlie answers:eek:

tightteg52 04-25-2002 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
only 2 real men here. Civic_Addict and Accord Man. the others had girlie answers:eek:

well if that makes me girly then fine!! im not fond of screwin camels or any animals for that! so screw you!

94_AcCoRd_EX 04-25-2002 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
only 2 real men here. Civic_Addict and Accord Man. the others had girlie answers:eek:

I'll remember that... :paranoid:

90civiclxryder 04-25-2002 07:56 PM

we need a whole forum for jokes on this site at the rate jokes are being posted

tightteg52 04-25-2002 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 90civiclxryder
we need a whole forum for jokes on this site at the rate jokes are being posted

chris is a stingy old fart and wont give us one!!


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