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IALuder · 03-01-2005, 09:34 AM

A guy was flying down the road one day and noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled him over and asked,"What's the hurry?" He replied, "I'm late for work." What do you do?" said the cop, he responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What does a rectum stretcher do?" He said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" He simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

muahahahaaha! it was to good for joke of the day thread. imo.

03-01-2005, 09:34 AM	#1
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	this joke was to good..... A guy was flying down the road one day and noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled him over and asked,"What's the hurry?" He replied, "I'm late for work." What do you do?" said the cop, he responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What does a rectum stretcher do?" He said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" He simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." muahahahaaha! it was to good for joke of the day thread. imo. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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