HSTuners - this joke was to good.....

A guy was flying down the road one day and noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled him over and asked,"What's the hurry?" He replied, "I'm late for work." What do you do?" said the cop, he responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What does a rectum stretcher do?" He said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" He simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

muahahahaaha! it was to good for joke of the day thread. imo.