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IALuder 03-01-2005 09:34 AM

this joke was to good.....
 
A guy was flying down the road one day and noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled him over and asked,"What's the hurry?" He replied, "I'm late for work." What do you do?" said the cop, he responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What does a rectum stretcher do?" He said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" He simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."



muahahahaaha! it was to good for joke of the day thread. imo.

ShEaNy 03-01-2005 11:56 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ebpda9 03-01-2005 12:35 PM

lol

-.NsaNiTi.- 03-01-2005 02:24 PM

lmfao too funny :)

esthirteen 03-01-2005 02:50 PM

haha, that is funny.

GT40FIED 03-01-2005 03:06 PM

:D :D....but a repost!

Fatal070 03-01-2005 03:24 PM

HAHAH THATS GREAT!!!!

KwikR6 03-01-2005 04:54 PM

Still love it.

MissJDM 03-07-2005 12:09 AM

That's almost disturbing..but good. hahah


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